vergess:

copperbadge:

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, “A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems.”

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don’t want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I’m going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can’t even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed ‘cause you aren’t gonna fuckin believe what happened today

un-pearable:

dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever

I’m experiencing extreme amounts of jealousy and I don’t wike it!!!

thelivingjoke:

carriethecakerealedition:

triceratopseee:

silverslipstream:

seymonecristina:

jacobmick:

haiku-robot:

someoneintheshadow446:

mrsolodolo24:

drayaintshit:

galvan-in-portland:

luckytaters:

skuubasally:

tumblgang:

codyslipring:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

  1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
  2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
  3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but
i have an exam today
so i’ll reblog her



^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

Reblogging Madame Zeroni because I would hate for my great-great grandson to get hit in the head by running shoes

Next week is midterms, I’m NOT taking any chances

i am NOT risking my life

I don’t even know who this is but I am falling for the superstition anyways. No curses please!

huntress1013:

NASA released the clearest pictures yet of our neighbours in the solar system

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Oh and of course us

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Honourable mention

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foldingfittedsheets:

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I’ve spent days burying my anxiety in the cutest possible outlet. Making red pandas.

This embarrassment of pandas is up on Redbubble. In case this link doesn’t work my username is Khalico and I have a bunch of other cute stuff too.

Sales support and delight a lil queer artist and also they’re just so cute. Did you know a group of pandas is called an embarrassment? I learned that today.

a-method-in-it:

apersnicketylemon:

I don’t think people outside the US understand something really important. I know that Trump is likely distracting from something else when he discusses invading Canada and Greenland and annexing Canada and using military might to take Greenland.

I know there’s a chance it won’t happen.

But I don’t actually have the luxury of just dismissing him outright. I don’t have the luxury of not taking that threat seriously. The outside world doesn’t have that ability. Not because we’re stupidly getting mad at something we shouldn’t, but because he’s about to be the leader of the USA, and has made a direct and blatant threat to our national security.

All of Nato is indeed getting ready for the USA to fulfil that threat. Canada is ready for him to fulfill that threat. We’re starting to prepare to increase guarding our border against the USA. Greenland and Denmark are preparing for a military invasion and incursion.

I see so many posts going around telling people ‘learn when to be mad and when to laugh!’ and I think that’s probably important for inside the US. But it is meaningless to the countries he has directly issued serious threats against. We just do not have that luxury. We have no choice but to seriously consider him invading us. You invading us.

We don’t want to take it seriously. I’d love to laugh about it. But my safety, country, life, and world have been directly threatened. That isn’t something we can laugh at. And maybe he is distracting from something else. But I think you guys need to take those threats more seriously too. Because if he really does try it, he’s starting World War 3. And that really isn’t a joke. We’re really gearing up for it outside the USA. And I don’t think some of y'all understand that.

It’s easy in retrospect to look back and see what was distraction/ridiculous/trolling and what was serious. the problem is that it’s very, very difficult to figure that our while it’s happening — and the consequences for dismissing some things are severe.

If Trump actually invaded Greenland, it would fundamentally rewrite the entire geopolitical order, likely permanently. And yes, it’s so outlandish that it probably is just a stunt — but that small chance that he means it? That’s not a chance anyone should be taking.

Maybe even more important to understand: There often isn’t even a meaningful distinction between the real things and the distraction. Not really.

If they get enough push back for one of their stupid ideas, they will often abandon it; does that mean it was always a stunt? Or does that mean that the trial balloon crashed?

Things are about to get real chaotic and real exhausting. Take breaks; take care of yourself and each other; but when in doubt, take things seriously.

Here’s the thing: it would be absolute career suicide for him to invade and tariff Canada. We have too many allies, too much land, and too much pride and drive for that (do you really want to invade the war crime country?). Not only would it impact Canadians, but tariffing our goods would also impact Americans. You know this, I know this.

But that doesn’t mean we aren’t preparing for the worst. The premiers got together last week to set up a plan of retaliatory tariffs if his go through. There’s plans and efforts to beef up our border security. His threats may be jokes, but we’re still preparing in case we need to.

This isn’t the world I imagined when my kiddo was born. I only hope Trump doesn’t fully bring on World War III this time.

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